I'm not trying to brag, but,
I don't have English literature degree, but I am fluent in English, I understand some poems, and i even made a few songs myself. Translating is pretty much a piece of cake for me.
I am good with computer, I know how to operate stuff and programs, i know how to photoshop and 3dsmax, even some troubleshooting, pretty much a jack of all trades on this matter.
I'm a simple man, you got the cash? I got the hands!